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Weep for Humanity. Everything is Wrong.

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#19 (0) - May 12, 2010 06:42 PM by Enzymmete - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (0) - Um, no. (3)

Today I saw someone driving the wrong way on an Interstate off-ramp. It looked like he was driving slow and keeping an eye out for oncoming vehicles. I could have been wrong. WFH

#16 (0) - Jan 11, 2010 10:15 AM by Jack - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (0) - Um, no. (0)

Today I was winning at L4D2 so badly that MY team rage quit. WFH.

#15 (0) - Jan 11, 2010 10:08 AM by james - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (0) - Um, no. (0)

Today I was at the post office and someone was trying to mail a live goldfish. In a bag. And argued with the clerk for fifteen minutes. WFH

#14 (0) - Dec 15, 2009 02:16 PM by Anonymous - What is this I don't even - OMG We're doomed! (1) - Um, no. (0)

Today I heard that a guy in the subway was killed because he was trying to save his MP3 player that fell on the tracks. WFH

#13 (0) - Dec 15, 2009 08:15 AM by Anonymous - Not everyone is smart - OMG We're doomed! (2) - Um, no. (1)

Came to work this morning like always. There was a waterfall running down the stairs. A WATERFRAKINGFALL!! The entire office has been ruined by...YUP you guessed it! That wet snow the 801/UT we got all weekend. RUINED!! My Mac works...thank the Apple Gods. Weep for me!! WFH

#12 (0) - Dec 14, 2009 12:48 PM by •GEEK•LEE•TIST• - What is this I don't even - OMG We're doomed! (1) - Um, no. (0)

Today my physics teacher tried to tell me that if you dropped a pen while standing on the moon, it would float away. Because there is no gravity. He said the only reason astronauts didn't float away was because they were wearing heavy boots. WFH.

#11 (0) - Dec 14, 2009 08:39 AM by Anonymous - Not everyone is smart - OMG We're doomed! (6) - Um, no. (0)

Today in the men's room at work someone missed the urinal. A lot. Maintenance came in and instead of cleaning it up, put a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign there. WFH

#10 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 03:04 PM by Anonymous - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

Today I got yelled at for saying "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". WFH

#9 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 03:03 PM by Anonymous - What is this I don't even - OMG We're doomed! (2) - Um, no. (0)

today i got yelled at for accidentally using the word christmas on the invitation to the company "holiday" party. WFH.

#8 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 02:06 PM by gillian - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (2) - Um, no. (0)
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