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Weep for Humanity. Everything is Wrong.

Today I saw people waiting outside the bar for it to open. It was 7:30 in the morning. WFH.

#7 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 09:13 AM by ebrah - Not everyone is smart - OMG We're doomed! (4) - Um, no. (0)

Today I saw a lady driving down the road with a burger in one hand and texting with her cell phone in the other. Was she steering with her pinkies or her knees? I didn't stick around to find out. WFH.

#6 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 09:06 AM by Jack - Then who was phone - OMG We're doomed! (5) - Um, no. (0)

Today I caught the neighbor's dog pooping in my front yard. As the neighbor was walking away, I yelled out the door to ask if he was going to come back to pick it up. He did. WFH kind of.

#5 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 09:02 AM by Anonymous - Just like the Matrix - OMG We're doomed! (4) - Um, no. (0)

Today at work I got a call from the newspaper, trying to sell me a subscription. I told them I already got the paper at home and at work. He then proceeded to tell me why I should consider buying a subscription. WFH.

#4 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 08:53 AM by norbie - Then who was phone - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

Today on the bus I heard someone say that for Christmas they were buying their kids the "nintendo weed". WFH.

#3 (0) - Dec 7, 2009 02:49 PM by Anonymous - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

Today I bought a bag of candy at Walmart. The checker put it in a plastic grocery bag. I said I didn't need a bag just for that as it was a waste of a bag. She took the bag and as I left she tossed it in the trash. WFH

#2 (0) - Dec 7, 2009 11:39 AM by Stettin - What is this I don't even - OMG We're doomed! (4) - Um, no. (0)

Today I tried to cross the street and thought I had plenty of time. The pickup truck in the far lane began flooring it towards me. I almost got run over. He then had to slam on the brakes cause the light was red. WFH.

#1 (0) - Dec 4, 2009 10:17 AM by Ghost - What is this I don't even - OMG We're doomed! (5) - Um, no. (1)

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