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#19 (0) - May 12, 2010 06:42 PM by Enzymmete - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (0) - Um, no. (3)

Today I tried to cross the street and thought I had plenty of time. The pickup truck in the far lane began flooring it towards me. I almost got run over. He then had to slam on the brakes cause the light was red. WFH.

#1 (0) - Dec 4, 2009 10:17 AM by Ghost - What is this I don't even - OMG We're doomed! (5) - Um, no. (1)

Today I heard that a guy in the subway was killed because he was trying to save his MP3 player that fell on the tracks. WFH

#13 (0) - Dec 15, 2009 08:15 AM by Anonymous - Not everyone is smart - OMG We're doomed! (2) - Um, no. (1)

Today on the bus I heard someone say that for Christmas they were buying their kids the "nintendo weed". WFH.

#3 (0) - Dec 7, 2009 02:49 PM by Anonymous - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

today i got yelled at for accidentally using the word christmas on the invitation to the company "holiday" party. WFH.

#8 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 02:06 PM by gillian - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

Today in the men's room at work someone missed the urinal. A lot. Maintenance came in and instead of cleaning it up, put a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign there. WFH

#10 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 03:04 PM by Anonymous - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

Today I was winning at L4D2 so badly that MY team rage quit. WFH.

#15 (0) - Jan 11, 2010 10:08 AM by james - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (0) - Um, no. (0)

Today I saw someone driving the wrong way on an Interstate off-ramp. It looked like he was driving slow and keeping an eye out for oncoming vehicles. I could have been wrong. WFH

#16 (0) - Jan 11, 2010 10:15 AM by Jack - It's red motorcycle time - OMG We're doomed! (0) - Um, no. (0)

Today at work I got a call from the newspaper, trying to sell me a subscription. I told them I already got the paper at home and at work. He then proceeded to tell me why I should consider buying a subscription. WFH.

#4 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 08:53 AM by norbie - Then who was phone - OMG We're doomed! (3) - Um, no. (0)

Today I saw a lady driving down the road with a burger in one hand and texting with her cell phone in the other. Was she steering with her pinkies or her knees? I didn't stick around to find out. WFH.

#6 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 09:06 AM by Jack - Then who was phone - OMG We're doomed! (5) - Um, no. (0)

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