Today I saw people waiting outside the bar for it to open. It was 7:30 in the morning. WFH.

Today I tried to cross the street and thought I had plenty of time. The pickup truck in the far lane began flooring it towards me. I almost got run over. He then had to slam on the brakes cause the light was red. WFH.

Today my physics teacher tried to tell me that if you dropped a pen while standing on the moon, it would float away. Because there is no gravity. He said the only reason astronauts didn't float away was because they were wearing heavy boots. WFH.

Today in the men's room at work someone missed the urinal. A lot. Maintenance came in and instead of cleaning it up, put a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign there. WFH

Today I saw someone driving the wrong way on an Interstate off-ramp. It looked like he was driving slow and keeping an eye out for oncoming vehicles. I could have been wrong. WFH

Today I saw a lady driving down the road with a burger in one hand and texting with her cell phone in the other. Was she steering with her pinkies or her knees? I didn't stick around to find out. WFH.

Today I got yelled at for saying "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". WFH

today i got yelled at for accidentally using the word christmas on the invitation to the company "holiday" party. WFH.

Today I heard that a guy in the subway was killed because he was trying to save his MP3 player that fell on the tracks. WFH

Today at work I got a call from the newspaper, trying to sell me a subscription. I told them I already got the paper at home and at work. He then proceeded to tell me why I should consider buying a subscription. WFH.